History: A Collection Of Epitaphs.

Many People Fail In Life, Not For Lack Of Ability Or Brains Or Even Courage But Simply Because They Have Never Organized Their Energies Around A Goal.

Prison Is A Socialist Paradise Where Equality Prevails, Everything Is Supplied, And Competition Is Eliminated.

A Little More Persistence, A Little More Effort, And What Seemed Hopeless Failure May Turn To Glorious Success.

Miracle: An Event Described By Those To Whom It Was Told By Men Who Did Not See It.

The Man Who Is So Run Down That He Needs A Vacation Can Never Adjust Or Reform Himself In Two Weeks. What He Really Needs Is To Re-transform His Life.