Historically, When Americans Don't Know What To

I Try And Live My Life In Bite-size Chunks.

Look, There Is Nothing You Can Say About This Show That I Don't Already Know

I Used To Psych Myself Up Before The Show And Now I Do The Complete Opposite: I Psych Myself Down. It's 12:30 At Night, You Don't Want Some Guy Yelling At You. You Want Some Guy Just Talking To You.

A Dozen Swimming Events Have Already Been Completed In The Olympic Competition. I Wonder Where They Got The Name 'speedo.' It Doesn't Sound Like A Bathing Suit, It Sounds Like A Breakfast Cereal For Meth Addicts.

It Seemed That I Performed Better Sober Than Drunk. Who Knew?