His Saliva Tasted Like The Wet Dicks

Waiters Will Always Pee In Soup, People Will Always Fall In Love.

Life Is Short, Death Is Forever

Not Everything Is About Money. You Didn't Even Say, Hello. You Are Not Your Sad Little Wallet.

Love Is Bullshit. Emotion Is Bullshit. I Am A Rock. A Jerk. I'm An Uncaring Asshole And Proud Of It.

If You're Not Drunk And Half Naked By This Point, You're Not Paying Attention.