His Modesty Amounts To Deformity.

The Almighty Is A Wonderful Handicapper: He Will Not Give Us Everything.

[to Her Host Upon Leaving A Party:] Don't Think It Hasn't Been Charming, Because It Hasn't.

[to Jean Harlow, Who Repeatedly Mispronounced Her First Name:] No, No, Jean. The T Is Silent, As In Harlow.

I Have Been Devoured All My Life By An Incurable And Burning Impatience: And To This Day Find All Oratory, Biography, Operas, Films, Plays, Books, And Persons, Too Long.

If Kitchener Was Not A Great Man, He Was, At Least, A Great Poster.