High-toned Humanitarians Constantly Overestimate The Sufferings Of

Haste Is Of The Devil. Slowness Is Of God.

The Motive Of Fear Is The Be-all And End-all Of Religion.

No Democratic Delusion Is More Fatuous Than That Which Holds That All Men Are Capable Of Reason, And Hence Susceptible To Conversion By Evidence. If Religions Depended Upon Evidence For Their Prolongation, Then All Of Them Would Collapse.

The Chief Contribution Of Protestantism To Human Thought Is Its Massive Proof That God Is A Bore.

Courtroom : A Place Where Jesus Christ And Judas Iscariot Would Be Equals, With The Betting Odds Favoring Judas.