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Oh It's True, It's Damn True.

I Hear Your Chants. I Hear Your Cat Calls. And Yes It's True. I'm Obsessed With Other Men's Balls. Word!

I Became The First Ever Euro-continental Champion In Wwf History. Well, Besides D-lo Brown, But He Doesn't Count.

Pro Wrestling Is Not Fake; It's Sports Entertainment. We Go Out There And We Perform, And A Lot Of What We Do Out There Is Real, But We're Not Going To Insult Anyone's Intelligence - There Is A Predetermined Winner. It's Just The Fans Don't Know Who It Is, And That's What Makes It So Intriguing.

Not To Mention Our Former Tag Team Champions Lost Their Titles After My Good Friend Christian Was Hit In The Genitals With A Hockey Stick By A Midgit! I Mean Enough Is Enough