Hey, A Disclaimer About Me: I’m Rude.

I Think Women In General Like Men That Don't Give Them The Thing That We Want. We Want A Chase.

Maybe The Point Is That Any Marriage Is Work, But You May As Well Pick Work That You Like.

When Smart People Are Nice, It's Always Terrifying, Because I Know They're Taking In Everything And Thinking All Kinds Of Smart And Potentially Judgmental Things.

Future Hipsters Will Love Me Ironically.

I Love Talking About Clothes With Women; It's Like A Code Because Women Dress For Women.