He's Easily The Most Well-adjusted Former Child

May I Suggest A Drinking Game Where Everytime I Do A Ridiculously Long Awkward Blink, Someone Does A Shot Of Some Kind Of Alcohol?

I Don't Want To Have To Inadvertently Find A Gift And Go Like, "what The Hell Is? Oh No, That's For Me." And Then Have To Pretend Like I'm Surprised Later. If I Know Where They're Hidden, I Will Not Look. I Love Presents And I Hate Faking Surprises.

I Did Enjoy Singing The Song, Called "the Count", Which Is Count Olaf's Big Song That He Sings To The Kids When They First Arrive With His Henchpeople. He Wrote It Himself, And He Thinks He's Really, Really Talented, And It's A Terrible Song. So We Had To Learn Intentionally Bad Choreography... We Did These Almost Lady Gaga-ish Kind Of Movements, Which Were Just Awful, But That Made Me Laugh

Jim Henson Was The Only Piece Of Fan Mail I Ever Wrote When I Was A Little Kid.

Playing A Villain Was Fun, Only Because You Get To Do All The Things You Wouldn't Normally Do In Your Real Life.