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When You're Doing A Big-budget Movie And You're Four On The Call Sheet, You've Got A Lot Of Free Time.

You Don't Pay Taxes; They Take Them From Your Check. That's Not A Payment - That's A 'jack.

I'll Go With The Guy With One House. The Guy With One House Is Scared About Losing His House.

No, I Want Big Ol' Titties In My Face!

You Know You're Rich When You Have To Drive For A Half Hour To Get To Your House Once You're On Your Property.