Here's How My Brain Works: It's Stupidity,

Most People Are Dead. Did You Know That? It's True, Out Of All The People That Ever Were, Almost All Of Them Are Dead.

Stereotypically Speaking Feminists Can't Take A Joke. ::audience Boo:: See?

I Love Being Divorced. Every Year Has Been Better Than The Last. By The Way, I'm Not Saying Don't Get Married. If You Meet Somebody, Fall In Love And Get Married. Then Get Divorced. Because That's The Best Part. Divorce Is Forever! It Really Actually Is. Marriage Is For How Long You Can Hack It. But Divorce Just Gets Stronger Like A Piece Of Oak. Nobody Ever Says 'oh, My Divorce Is Falling Apart, It's Over, I Can't Take It.'

I Don't Think It Makes Any Sense To Try To Get Anyone To Not Talk.

Life Is Full Of Horrible Mistakes.