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You Think That It’s Not Magic That Keeps You Alive? Just ‘cause You Understand The Mechanics Of How Something Works, Doesn’t Make It Any Less Of A Miracle. Which Is Just Another Word For Magic. We’re All Kept Alive By Magic, Sookie. My Magic’s Just A Little Different From Yours, That’s All.

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This Letter Is Written On The Skin Of One Of The Water Sprites Who Drowned Your Parents.' 'ick!' I Cried, And Dropped The Letter On The Kitchen Table.

That's Just Not Right," Sam Muttered. "claude Needs To Keep His Pants On.

My Mother Finally Took Me To A Child Psychologist, Who Knew Exactly What I Was, But She Just Couldn’t Accept It And Kept Trying To Tell My Folks I Was Reading Their Body Language And Was Very Observant, So I Had Good Reason To Imagine I Heard People’s Thoughts. Of Course, She Couldn’t Admit I Was Literally Hearing People’s Thoughts Because That Just Didn’t Fit Into Her World.