Her Name Is Wanda, Not It. You

Stupid, Shiny Volvo Owner.

And I Started To Cry Again, Realizing That It Must Be Changing Him, Too, This Man Who Was Kind Enough To Be A Soul But Strong As Only A Human Could Be.

Go Jump Off A Cliff, Leah.

After A Few Decades, Everyone You Know Will Be Dead. Problem Solved.

I Don’t Care About Anything But Keeping Her Alive. If It’s A Child She Wants, She Can Have It. She Can Have Half A Dozen Babies. Anything She Wants. She Can Have Puppies, If That’s What It Takes.