Hell Hath No Fury Like A Liberal

In The South They Don't Mind How Close I Get, So Long As I Don't Get Too Big. In The North They Don't Mind How Big I Get, So Long As I Don't Get Too Close.

[a Politician Is] A Person Skilled In The Art Of Compromise. Usually An Elected Official Who Has Compromised To Get Nominated, Compromised To Get Elected, And Compromised Repeatedly To Stay In Office.

The World Is Fed By Greed.

That's Easy, To Stand In A Nightclub, Where Most Of The People That Come In, They Came To See You.

Because You Make Me Laugh Don't Make You A Comic. A Comedian Is A Person Who, That's How They Make Their Living.