Heaven Hears And Pities Hapless Men Like

From Now On Walking Is My Beer And Feeling Good Is My Hangover.

A Sympathetic Friend Can Be Quite As Dear As A Brother.

There Is A Strength In The Even Of Very Sorry Men

First You Don't Want Me To Get The Pony, Then You Want Me To Take It Back. Make Up Your Mind!

There Is Nothing Nobler Or More Admirable Than When Two People Who See Eye To Eye Keep House As Man And Wife, Confounding Their Enemies And Delighting Their Friends.