He Who Can Reach A Child's Heart

Asia Is Not Going To Be Civilized After The Methods Of The West. There Is Too Much Asia And She Is Too Old.

If The Aunt Of The Vicar Has Never Touched Liquor, Watch Out When She Finds The Champagne.

No One As Yet Has Approached The Management Of New York In A Proper Spirit; That Is To Say, Regarding It As The Shiftless Outcome Of Squalid Barbarism And Reckless Extravagance. No One Is Likely To Do So, Because Reflections On The Long Narrow Pig-trough Are Construed As Malevolent Attacks Against The Spirit And Majesty Of The American People, And Lead To Angry Comparisons.

The Guns, Thank God, The Guns.

Words Are, Of Course, The Most Powerful Drug Used By Mankind.