He Wasn’t A Carrier Of Commitment-phobia Or

Of Course, The Strippers Also Take Pains Not To Appear Too Innocent, Valorous, Or Bookishly Inclined. (in Direct Opposition To The Swayze Mandate Of 1987, Everybody Puts Baby In A Goddamn Corner.)

Speaking Of Twitter, I Don't Even Know If I Composed A Blog Entry In 2009, As I Was Too Busy Parceling My Every Thought Into Cute 140-character Sound Bites. I Used To Only Worry About Being Pithy For A Living; Now Some Of My Best Lines Are Wasted On A Free App!

I Keep Joking That I'm In Jason Reitman Film School, Because I Keep Asking Him Questions Every Single Day About Directing And I Have A List Of Things That He's Told Me To Do And Not Do And I Definitely Couldn't Learn From A Better Person.

I Think Sometimes People Really Require The Satisfaction Of Closure.

The Attitude Toward Women In This Industry Is Nauseating. There Are All Sorts Of Porcine Executives Who Are Uncomfortable With A Woman Doing Anything Subversive. They Want The Movie About The Beautiful Girl Who Trips And Falls, The Adorable Klutz.