He Doesn't Sound Like A Guy Who's

The Reason Why You Know More Funny Dudes Than Funny Chicks Is That Dudes Are Funnier Than Chicks.

When I Fart My Ass Makes A Trumpet Sound That Heralds The Arrival Of The Smell.

Don’t Do Your Best, Do My Best.

I'd Be At Someone's House Or Be Up On The Roof All Day And I'd Get Lonely - Stir Crazy - And Talk Radio Became This Soothing Voice In My Life. But The Idea That I Was Making $10 An Hour And Stacking Drywall While These Guys Were Making A Few Hundred Thousand, And They Were Having A Party, And There Were Playmates And There Were Good Times, I Just Couldn't Imagine It.

I'm Not Sexist, I'm Just A Realist.