He (bill Terry) Once Hit A Ball

The Pitcher Wound Up And He Flang The Ball At The Batter. The Batter Swang And Missed. The Pitcher Flang The Ball Again And This Time The Batter Connected. He Hit A High Fly Right To The Center Fielder. The Center Fielder Was All Set To Catch The Ball, But At The Last Minute His Eyes Were Blound By The Sun And He Dropped It.

The Good Lord Was Good To Me. He Gave Me A Strong Body, A Good Right Arm, And A Weak Mind.

It Ain't Braggin' If You Really Done It.

Let The Teachers Learn The Kids English. Ol' Diz Will Learn The Kids Baseball.

It Puzzles Me How They Know What Corners Are Good For Filling Stations. Just How Did They Know Gas And Oil Was Under There?