Have You Ever Heard A Blindfolded Octopus

Infinity Is A Dreadfully Poor Place. They Can Never Manage To Make Ends Meet.

Perhaps You'd Care For A Synonym Bun," Suggested The Duke.

Have You Ever Heard A Blindfolded Octopus Unwrap A Cellophane-covered Bathtub?

If You Want Sense, You'll Have To Make It Yourself.

You See. . . It's Really Quite Strenuous Doing Nothing All Day, So Once A Week We Take A Holiday And Go Nowhere, Which Was Just Where We Were Going When You Came Along. Would You Care To Join Us?