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Happiness Is Your Dentist Telling You It Won't Hurt And Then Having Him Catch His Hand In The Drill.
-Johnny Carson
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Happiness Is Your Dentist Telling You It

Johnny Carson
Happiness Is Your Dentist Telling You It Won't Hurt And Then Having Him Catch His Hand In The Drill.
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