Happiness Is Seeing The Muscular Lifeguard All

I Never Analyze It. Analyzing It Would Just Be A Waste Of Time. I Just Go Out And Do It.

Happiness Is.....finding Two Olives In Your Martini When Youre Hungry.

Everybody I Meet In Public Seems To Want To Audition For Me. If I Ask A Guy What Time It Is, He'll Sing It To Me.

Pie Throwing Is Kind Of A Lost Art, And Although It May Be A Rather Rudimentary, Burlesque Humor, There's Something Inherently Funny About Taking A Pie In The Face, Under The Right Conditions.

You Become Successful, The Way I See It, Only If You're Good Enough To Deliver What The Public Enjoys. If You're Not, You Won't Have Any Audience; So The Performer Really Has More To Do With His Success Than The Public Does.