Happiness Is Being Served With A Paternity

I Know A Guy Who Gave Up Smoking Cigarettes, Consuming, Sex, And Wealthy Meals.

May You Have The Income Of A Republican And The Sex Life Of A Democrat!

Happiness Is A Tiger In Your Tank And A Pussycat In Your Back Seat.

The Best Way To Thaw A Frozen Turkey? Blow In It's Ear.

Never Continue In A Job You Don't Enjoy. If You're Happy In What You're Doing, You'll Like Yourself, You'll Have Inner Peace. And If You Have That, Along With Physical Health, You Will Have Had More Success Than You Could Possibly Have Imagined.