Half Man, Half Sit-out-the-season.

If You Are An Ugly Woman, You Have No Chance Of Getting A Tv Job.

Those Grizzlies Are More Like Pandas.

Say, Cuttino. What Are Those Godawful Clothes You're Wearing? Man, This Ain't Rhode Island Anymore. You're In The Nba. The Girls Have Teeth Here.

I Think It Sucks That In Our Country [the Usa] There Is Such A Double Standard Education-wise. Which Part Of The City You Live In, Or Something Like That, Determines If You'll Be Successful, And That's Not Fair.

These Are My New Shoes. They're Good Shoes. They Won't Make You Rich Like Me, They Won't Make You Rebound Like Me, They Definitely Won't Make You Handsome Like Me. They'll Only Make You Have Shoes Like Me. That's It.