Guys Don't Adapt As Well As Women

You Gotta Have The Balls To Go Out There And Be Funny, Man.

All Of Us Black Comedians Are Trying To Be Mainstream, But You Don't Want To Lose The Edge.

I've Been A Sports Fan All My Life, And Like Most Other Actors, I'm Convinced I Could Have Been A Pro Athlete If Hollywood Hadn't Come Calling.

Guys Don't Adapt As Well As Women Do To Getting Their Heart Broken For The First Time. It's Tragic. I Really Wanted To Be In Love, Get Married, Have Kids And Buy A Wood-paneled Station Wagon For The Family. But It Didn't Work Out, And, Boy, It Wrecked It!

All Of Us Feel Special Inside To Where We Feel As If We Are The Best, Unique, Or Blessed. Of Course This Is True, Our Error In This Thought Process Is We Forget That All The Other People And All Living Things Are Just As Special As We Feel About Ourselve.