Guilt: The Gift That Keeps On Giving.

Never Loan Your Car To Anyone To Whom You've Given Birth.

It Is Fast Approaching The Point Where I Don't Want Tadenauer To Want The Job.

I Have A Theory About The Human Mind. A Brain Is A Lot Like A Computer. It Will Only Take So Many Facts, And Then It Will Go On Overload And Blow Up.

When Your Mother Asks, 'do You Want A Piece Of Advice?' It Is A Mere Formality. It Doesn't Matter If You Answer Yes Or No. You're Going To Get It Anyway.

Good Kids Are Like Sunsets. We Take Them For Granted.