Growing Up As A Chubby Kid With

My Mother Told Me Homer Ditto Was Not My Father. Nope. Mom Had Had A Fling With Some Other Guy Who Was My Dad. Some Dude Who Didn't Stick Around Too Long Who Mom Was Happy To Get Rid Of. She Chose Homer, And Homer Chose Me, So He Lent Me His Name Even Though I Didn't Have His Blood.

For Me The Greatest Revenge Of All Is Having A Happy Adulthood, Waking Up In My Gorgeous Turquoise Bedroom In The Morning Beside A Person Who Really Inspires Me. That's The Best Revenge A Girl-loving-girl From The Bible Belt Could Possibly Have. And, Importantly, It's Healthy.

When You See A Fantastic Colour Or Cut In A Magazine, Perched Up On Some Famous So-and-so's Head, It's Tempting To Ask Your Stylist For The Same, But Do Not Be Fooled. The Hair In Those Fancy Photos Can Be Very High Maintenance.

I Am Tired Of Spending A Little Bit Of Money In A Lot Of Pieces Because They Keep On Falling Apart.

Some Makeup Companies Have Really Good Recycling Policies, And It's Worth Finding Out Whether Your Favourites Are Among Them. With Mac, For Instance, You Can Take Any Of Your Old Makeup Containers Into Its Shops, And The Sweetest Deal Is That, Once You've Racked Up Six Containers, You Get A Free Lipstick Or Lip Gloss.