Greenfly, It's Difficult To See Why God,

For I Must Write To The Times Tonight, And Save The World From Sin.

A Dull Speaker, Like A Plain Woman, Is Credited With All The Virtues, For We Charitably Suppose That A Surface So Unattractive Must Be Compensated By Interior Blessings.

Well, Fancy Giving Money To The Government! Might As Well Have Put It Down The Drain. Fancy Giving Money To The Government! Nobody Will See The Stuff Again. Well, They've Not Idea What Money's For- Ten To One They'll Start Another War. I've Heard A Lot Of Silly Things, But, Lor'! Fancy Giving Money To The Government!

Let's Find Out What Everyone Is Doing, And Then Stop Everyone From Doing It.

Elderly Gentlemen, Gentle In All Respects, Kind To Animals, Beloved By Children, And Fond Of Music, Are Found In Lonely Corners Of The Downs, Hacking At Sandpits Or Tussocks Of Grass, And Muttering In A Blind, Ungovernable Fury Elaborate Maledictions Which Could Not Be Extracted From Them By Robbery Or Murder. Men Who Would Face Torture Without A Word Become Blasphemous At The Short Fourteenth. It Is Clear That The Game Of Golf May Well Be Included In That Category Of Intolerable Provocations Which May Legally Excuse Or Mitigate Behavior Not Otherwise Excusable.