Grandparents Are God's Gifts To Children.

The Essence Of Childhood, Of Course, Is Play.

I Am Proud To Be An American. Because An American Can Eat Anything On The Face Of This Earth As Long As He Has Two Pieces Of Bread.

Whenever Your Kids Are Out Of Control, You Can Take Comfort From The Thought That Even God's Omnipotence Did Not Extend To His Kids.

It Is A Point Of Pride For The American Male To Keep The Same Size Jockey Shorts For His Entire Life.

Brown Versus The Board Of Education Is No Longer The White Person's Problem.