Grandparenthood Is One Of Life's Rewards For

I've Never Vied For Power In The Family Before. Pointing A Box At The Garage Door And Saying "open!" Was Never A Big Deal, But Holding That Television Tuner And Realizing I Alone Control What Is Flashed On The Screen Brings Out The Iacocca In Me.

There Is So Much To Teach, And The Time Goes So Fast.

Making Coffee Has Become The Great Compromise Of The Decade. It's The Only Thing "real" Men Do That Doesn't Seem To Threaten Their Masculinity. To Women, It's On The Same Domestic Entry Level As Putting The Spring Back Into The Toilet-tissue Holder Or Taking A Chicken Out Of The Freezer To Thaw.

There Would Have Been More 'i Love You's' And More, 'i'm Sorry's'.

Phone Are Wonderful Instruments, But I Wouldn't Want Our Daughter To Marry One.