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Want Me To Spend The Night? Hey Lover Boy, You Know I Will, And My Best Girlfriend Lives Down The Road, Together We Will Thrill You.

I Think The Internet Is The Most Dangerous Thing Invented Since The Atomic Bomb.

What's The Difference? One Guy's The Same As The Other.

If You Hide Information From People, Don't Want People To See The Ten Commandments Or Don't Want People To Hear About Darwin, Aren't We Hiding Things That We Know From Our Future Generations? I Just Think That That's Incorrect.

The Greatest Thing That Ever Happened To (my Career) Was The Breakdown Of The Record Companies, Because There Were No More Stupid Questions About How Many Hits Are On The Next Record. It Was Very Liberating.