Government Does Not Do Anything As Well

The Situation In This Country Is Like A Dog With Worms. You Bring The Dog To The Vet To Be Dewormed, But The Vet Is Dr. Obama, And He Says You Can't Get The Dog Dewormed Because The Worms Have A Vote. And That's The Problem, Folks: The Worms Have A Vote.

Screaming Racism Is The Last Refuge Of Leftist Intellectuals Who've Completely Lost Their Mojo.

The Principal Villain In Rising Health Care Costs Is The Government. Not Pharmaceutical Companies, Not Doctors, But Government.

Usually, I Take A Hike For A While After Submitting A Column To Townhall. Too Much Of My Insensitivity Can Cause Emotional Problems Among Proggies, And I Am, After All, A Compassionate Man.

The Federal Government Should Be Less Important In Our Lives, Not More.