Golf Is A Game That Needlessly Prolongs

Jimmy Stewart Could Have Been A Good Golfer, But He Speaks So Slowly That By The Time He Yells 'fore!' The Guy He's Hit Is Already In An Ambulance On The Way To The Hospital.

Our First Stop Was Red Square, The Heart Of Moscow - If Moscow Has One.

I Was Lucky, You Know, I Always Had A Beautiful Girl And The Money Was Good. Although I Would Have Done The Whole Thing Over For, Oh, Perhaps Half.

As Soon As The War Ended, We Located The One Spot On Earth That Hadn't Been Touched By The War And Blew It To Hell.

I Grew Up With Six Brothers. That's How I Learned To Dance - Waiting For The Bathroom.