Going To War Was The Only Unselfish

I Have A Face That Is A Cross Between Two Pounds Of Halibut And An Explosion In An Old Clothes Closet.

This Is A Terrible Confession To Make, But After I Left The Army I Had A Number Of Things To Try. I Had A Great Conceit To Think That If All Else Failed I Could Always Go To Hollywood. So When All Else Did Fail I Really Went To Hollywood. And Then I Found Out How Wrong I Was.

A Philosopher Once Noted That People Long For Immortality But Run Out Of Things To Do On A Rainy Afternoon.

But Champagne Is Not Drinking.

Do Something Today That Reflects Who You Are, What You Are Capable Of, What You Care About. Give Yourself Plenty Of Evidence Of What You Can Do, And You Will Not Doubt Your Abilities To Do Anything.