God Is Less Careful Than General Motors,

A First-rate Marriage Is Like A First-rate Hotel: Expensive, But Worth It.

Neurotic: Someone Who Can Go From The Bottom To The Top, And Back Again, Without Ever Once Touching The Middle.

In Any Family, Measles Are Less Contagious Than Bad Habits.

Spiritual Sloth, Or Acedia, Was Known As The Sin Of The Middle Ages. It's The Sin Of My Middle Age, Too.

Only Where Children Gather Is There Any Real Chance Of Fun.