Goalies Almost Never Get Credit For Winning

I Was Sort Of Traumatized By Girls In The Third Grade. Because There Was A Girl In My Third Grade Class I Had A Crush On. I Bought Her A Box Of Valentine's Day Chocolate. And I Put It In Her Cubby With A Note That Said Something Like, "i Am Deeply In Love With You, Your Secret Admirer." And I Didn't Sign My Name.

In My Role Of Agent For Miss Hathaway, I Would Like To Say That She Does Not Answer Questions Relating To This Subject.

Wikipedia Is The Best Thing Ever. Anyone In The World Can Write Anything They Want About Any Subject. So You Know You Are Getting The Best Possible Information.

Do Not To Be As Shy Around Girls, Because They're Probably Just As Shy And Just As Scared As You Are.

It's Harder When People Are Playing Along, Because It's Just Not As Funny. They're Trying To Be Funny, And It Sort Of Cancels Out The Whole Joke.