Give Me Liberty! Or A Bran Muffin!

Please Call Your Second Witness, And Then Call Your Mother, She Worries.

Wives Live Longer Than Husbands Because They're Not Married To Women.

I Believe It Was Shakespeare Who Said, 'all The World's A Stage, And You Are Crap!'

But You Know, We Have More Hits Than You Can Possibly Think About. One Of My Personal Favorite Artists Is The Wonderful Artist Named Cher. And Although I Love Much Of Her Late Stuff, Her Early Stuff Was The Stuff That I Really, Really Loved.

After A Disappointing Summer, Humpty Dumpty Has A Great Fall.