Give A Man Health And A Course

Life Is Not Meant To Be Easy, My Child; But Take Courage: It Can Be Delightful.

There Is Nothing On Earth Intended For Innocent People So Horrible As A School.

Even To This Day It Is Easier Than It Ought To Be For Me To Get A Rise Out Of An American By Telling Him Something About Himself Which Is Equally True About Every Human Being On The Face Of The Globe. He At Once Resents This As A Disparagement And An Assertion On My Part That People In Other Parts Of The Globe Are Not Like That, And Are Loftily Superior To Such Weaknesses.

Two People Getting Together To Write A Book Is Like Three People Getting Together To Have A Baby. One Of Them Is Superfluous.

Crime Is Only The Retail Department Of What, In Wholesale, We Call Penal Law.