Gittin' Talked About Is One O' Th'

Flattery Won't Hurt You If You Don't Swallow It.

It's Going To Be Fun To Watch And See How Long The Meek Can Keep The Earth Once They Inherit It.

It Ain't A Bad Plan To Keep Still Occasionally Even When You Know What You're Talking About.

Fun Is Like Life Insurance; The Older You Get, The More It Costs.

I'm Sorry To Inform You That Your 50 Year Warranty Has Expired On Your Back, Knees, And Memory. Luckily Your Lifetime Warranty On Your Heart Is Still In Effect. Of Course, That Becomes Void And Expires When You Do.