Get Someone Else To Blow Your Horn

When You Straddle A Thing It Takes A Long Time To Explain It.

The Man Who Never Makes A Mistake Must Get Tired Of Doing Nothing.

Syntax Must Be Bad, Having Sin And Tax In It.

The Budget Is Like A Mythical Bean Bag. Congress Votes Mythical Beans Into It, Then Reaches In And Tries To Pull Real Ones Out.

Live In Such A Way That You Would Not Be Ashamed To Sell Your Parrot To The Town Gossip.