Get On Up, Stay On The Scene,

What Everybody's Looking For Today, They're Looking For Escape-ism.

I'm Twice As Old, But I Feel Good.

In Our Advanced Technological Age, Most People Deny The Possibility Of Miracles.... Miracles Don't Happen, We Are Told, Because They Contravene The Laws Of Nature And Worse, They Sound Religious! Yet We Live And Move In A Sea Of Miracle.

I Used To Play One Job And Have 125 Pair Of Shoes On The Floor. What Was I Doing? I Couldn't Wear But One Pair.

I Only Got A Seventh-grade Education, But I Have A Doctorate In Funk, And I Like To Put That To Good Use