Gerald Ford Was Unknown Throughout America. Now

It Is Impossible To Design Anything That Is Foolproof Because Fools Are So Ingenious.

Love Had Forged Ahead So Swiftly That In No Time It Had Displaced Agriculture As The Leading Industry Of The Period. To Anyone Who Has Tried Both, This Wont Come As Much Of A Surprise.

I Know, I Know - You're A Woman Who's Had A Lot Of Tough Breaks. Well, We Can Clean And Tighten Those Brakes, But You'll Have To Stay In The Garage All Night.

The Difference Between A Politician And A Snail Is That The Snail Leaves Its Slime Behind. Whoever Named It Necking Was A Poor Judge Of Anatomy.

When I Invite A Woman To Dinner, I Expect Her To Look At My Face. That's The Price She Has To Pay.