Geographically, Ireland Is A Medium-sized Rural Island

In Those Days, Most People Read Newspapers, Whereas Today, Most People Do Not. What Caused This Change? One Big Factor, Of Course, Is That People Are A Lot Stupider Than They Used To Be, Although We Here In The Newspaper Industry Would Never Say So In Print.

Sign At A New England Church: Will The Last Person To Leave Please See That The Perpetual Light Is Extinguished?

Another Foreign-policy Triumph For Reagan Was His 1984 Visit To China, Where He Met For More Than Three Hours With Mao Zedong Before Realizing That Mao Was Dead.

Today's Beauty Ideal, Strictly Enforced By The Media, Is A Person With The Same Level Of Body Fat As A Paper Clip.

The Method Preferred By Most Balding Men For Making Themselves Look Silly Is Called The Comb Over.