Gentlemen Prefer Blondes... But Gentlemen Marry Brunettes.

It Isn't That Gentlemen Really Prefer Blondes, It's Just That We Look Dumber.

Men Are Weak And Constantly Need Reassurance, So Now That They Fail To Find Adulation In The Opposite Sex, They're Turning To Each Other. Less And Less Do Men Need Women. More And More Do Gentlemen Prefer Gentlemen.

On A Plane You Can Pick Up More And Better People Than On Any Other Public Conveyance Since The Stagecoach.

Memory Is More Indelible Than Ink.

I've Always Loved High Style In Low Company.