Genitals Are A Great Distraction To Scholarship

The English Are Polite By Telling Lies. The Americans Are Polite By Telling The Truth.

You Liberals Think That Goats Are Just Sheep From Broken Homes.

I've Often Thought That My Scruples About Stealing Books Were The Only Thing That Stood In The Way Of My Being A Really Great Scholar.

Here We Have A Saying: A Good Friend Is Someone Who Visits You When You Are In Prison. But A Really Good Friend Is Someone Who Comes To Hear Your Lectures.

Marriage Is The Most Advanced Form Of Warfare In The Modern World.