Generally Speaking, It Is Inhumane To Detain

You're Only As Good As Your Last Haircut.

Spilling Your Guts Is Just Exactly As Charming As It Sounds.

I Never Had A Typewriter. I Never Had Any Machines.

Until I Was About 7, I Thought Books Were Just There, Like Trees. When I Learned That People Actually Wrote Them, I Wanted To, Too, Because All Children Aspire To Inhuman Feats Like Flying. Most People Grow Up To Realize They Can't Fly. Writers Are People Who Don't Grow Up To Realize They Can't Be God.

I Never Took Hallucinogenic Drugs Because I Never Wanted My Consciousness Expanded One Unnecessary Iota.