Funny Songs, That’s My Ticket. I Can’t

I Make A Mean Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich.

You Must Never Underestimate The Power Of The Eyebrow.

I Just Had A Son And Had To Take Him To The Paediatrician And He Measured His Head And Apparently He's In A Group In Which Only 14 Per Cent Of The Population Have A Bigger Head Than Him. Then She Said: "do You Mind If I Measure Your Head?" I Said: "go Ahead." And She Was Shocked, Because Less Than One Per Cent Of The World's Population Has A Bigger Head Than Mine. So I Guess That Means I'm Pretty Full Of Myself. Or That I Have A Huge Brain.

Me Personally, I Don't Have Anything Against Jesus Any More Than I Do Any Of The Religious Icons. I Think They're All Pretty Funny.

I'd Just Like To Be In Films That I Would Like To See. I Think Of Myself As An Entertainment Arsenal. Like I Have My Acting Bazooka And My Music Machete. And You Don't Know What I'm Going To Come At You With.