Fun Is What You Do For Yourself.

The Pursuit Of Fashion Is The Attempt Of The Middle Class To Co-opt Tragedy. In Adopting The Clothing, Speech, And Personal Habits Of Those In Straitened, Dangerous, Or Pitiful Circumstances, The Middle Class Seeks To Have What It Feels To Be The Exigent And Nonequivocal Experiences Had By Those It Emulates.

My Greatest Fear Is That The Audience Will Beat Me To The Punch Line.

Worry Is Interest Paid In Advance On A Debt That Never Comes Due.

I Was Fortunate Enough To Have A Rambling Youth.

I Took The Liberal View For Many Decades, But I Believe I Have Changed My Mind.