From The Moment One Sets Up For

If A Man's Character Is To Be Abused There's Nobody Like A Relative To Do The Business.

Placed On This Isthmus Of A Middle State.

Our Plenteous Streams A Various Race Supply, The Bright-eyed Perch With Fins Of Tyrian Dye, The Silver Eel, In Shining Volumes Roll'd, The Yellow Carp, In Scales Bedropp'd With Gold, Swift Trouts, Diversified With Crimson Stains, And Pikes, The Tyrants Of The Wat'ry Plains.

On Her White Breast A Sparkling Cross She Wore, Which Jews Might Kiss And Infidels Adore.

Grave Authors Say, And Witty Poets Sing, That Honest Wedlock Is A Glorious Thing.