From The American Newspapers You'd Think America

I Would Rather Commit Adultery Than Drink A Glass Of Beer.

Pioneers May Be Picturesque Figures, But They Are Often Rather Lonely Ones.

People Who Talk About Peace Are Very Often The Most Quarrelsome.

Jakie, Is It My Birthday Or Am I Dying ?

There Is No Such Thing As A Strictly Woman's Problem. Any Question Affecting The Welfare Of Society Is A Woman's Problem.