From Now On, We're Home Schooling You.

I Actually Graze At Several Of The Homes While Im Playing. There A Lot Of Food Going On. I Drink And Eat And Use The Restrooms In A Lot Of The Houses. What Better Way To Really Get Closer To The Fans Than To Steal Their Soap From The Restrooms As They Allow You To Enter Their Homes?

I Didn't Want To Be Nobody, And That Was The Only Way I Could Be Somebody Was To Do Stand-up.

We Are Now The Proud Owners Of A White Boy. Now We Have To Shop In The Caucasian Isle And Get Sunscreen, Mayonaise And Mild Salsa Because The Other Ones Really Hawt!

I Used To Be Ashamed By The Way That I Grew Up. I Tried To Lie My Way Through Better Times, But When You Think That Honesty And Truth Is Really Your Best Weapon You Embrace It And Put It Behind You. In The End, It Drives You And Motivates You To Do Good Work. No One Should Be Ashamed About Where They Come From As Long As You Desire To Be A Compassionate And Decent Person.

An Animal Has To Suffer For Us Old-school Latinos To Get What We Want.